Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Cap'n Sinsi's Advice - I Can't Avast Drinkin' Rum

Hey Ye Coward Cap'n,

I can't avast drinkin' Rum. Ever' time I go t' the drinkshop I get Rum. I be havin' started t' hate drinkshop on accoun' o' th' rum be always thar. I be really worried. My Mom be worried too.


Dear Mmmmm Scurvy Dog,

Slurp. Cap'n can't avast drinkin' Rum either. Ye've got me thar an' I be sorry t' admit that thar be some things e'en Cap'n can't fix.

Cap'n Sinsi

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